Catfession Time

I don't like cats. Like, I really don't like cats, I don't want to use the word hate but I definitely abhor them. Why don't you like cats, you may or may not ask? Because I find them to be selfish, arrogant, manipulative, violent, and they always have stinky, milky tuna, breath. In these regards I find them to be a lot like men (miaow indeed).

Due to my dislikery (yeah I made that word up, it's the internet you can do that here) of cats I often feel like I don't belong on the internet in particular on Tumblr, where apparently everyone is a cat lover if not a crazy cat lady. My cat loathing means that I don't post pictures of cats, nor will I ever be hitting a like or heart button to approve of your kitty posting. But anyway, last night I was searching ebay for sequin cardigans (see you like cats, I like sequins) and behold and lo I discovered some sequined cat cardigans. 
 

 Now obviously I'm not going to buy either of these cardigans, because, you know, not feeling the feline. But there it is Catladies and Catmenz, I posted some pictures of cats to the internet and finally I feel like I belong.