Things That Annoy Me About The Internet...

...that you just can't escape anyone, ever. Being allowed to have a past, is apparently a thing of the past.

London Riots

The looting of Basmati rice? #youcannotbeserious

Facial Exercises

One of the many things I should have saved up for in life was Botox, but alas I didn't, which leaves me only with the option of facial exercising. Try this sequence of facial yoga, you too can look like a fool alongside me.

And I've just followed this video and now my face hurts: