American Apparel wants Supermodels. To work in their stores.

American Apparel will only hire you if you look the part, Prada fire their staff when they no longer look the part, and Soho House only want members who are under the age of 27. So if you're ugly and over 28 you might as well die now.
Um, hello American Apparel, supermodels don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day, not minimum wage.

New York City budget dictates that you are not allowed to be suicidal during a recession.

So after the closure of a major hospital, with the threat of library closures looming, The City of New York now wants to shut down suicide prevention hotline The Samaritans to further reduce budget deficits. There is well documented link between unemployment, deprivation, depression and suicide, and with the unemployment rate still over 10% in NYC, The City couldn't be looking to close this line at a worse time.

Secondary Musical Interlude

Jose James from the album Blackmagic. Why is he not a huge, huge star yet?