Meat Market

Courtesy of Brian Moylan at Gawker this is precisely why not to go the Meatpacking District:

"It's full of Scandinavian tourists, hoochie mommas from New Jersey trying to have their Carrie Bradshaw moment, and guys who wear a jacket and tie to hide the fact that the fattest thing on their body—next to their wallet—is their gut. There's even an Ed Hardy store down there, for fuck's sake."

 Amen.

Winter Fell, And So Did I.

The History of Vajazzaling

Okay so here dear friends is a brief history of the recent trend of vajazzling:


It started on Lopez Tonight with Jennifer Love Hewitt telling George Lopez how she used Vajazzling to help her get over a break up. Whatever works for you honey.




It apparently shined like a disco ball.


This microtrend then got picked up by the, er, women's media, and Bryce Gruber was the first one out there to make her sparkly pubic area public:

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So then she apparently still hadn't had enough exposure after this and decided to put a video up on luxuryspot.com, showing the act of vajazzling in process. Funny note, the woman who does the vajazzling was too embarrassed to say the word 'vagina'.



Yeah so anyway, Bryce is apparently celibate so I hope she gets great pleasure out of looking at that all day. Apparently it was done in the name of investigative journalism.


If you really feel you need to get this done, get your vajayjay down to Completely Bare Salon in NYC.


Endnote: The history of Vajazzling probably goes way further back than this, possibly to the Mona Lisa, but I do not have time to research such matters now.