Your Blog Sucks

So this is a t-shirt which says "Nobody reads your fucking blog", and there's not much more I can say about it, other than I should get one. Kidding. Kinda.

But you could get one too. They're by a company called German Garment, so the website's very in German 

http://www.germangarment-shop.de/startseite/german-garment-your-blog-men-navy-white-2012.html 

This Isn't Fucking Paris

This is possibly the best tank top ever. Particularly good for shoving in the faces of annoying bloggers who keep twittering on about how chic Paris is, whilst stuffing their faces with macarons. "Laduree est tres chic, n'est-ce pas?" Non.

Alternatively, for even more fun wear it to your local faux French brasserie.

From Oak http://www.oaknyc.com/home/

Kate Moss Liberty Ross The Face 2002

Just because Liberty Ross is in the news and I like old Face covers...

Not sure who shot this but it looks a little Mario Sorrenti-esque.