How To Make New Friends

You Don't Need These Either.

You probably don't need these Cynthia Rowley Band-Aids in your life either. But at $10 these are at least an affordable non-necessity.

Antoine Dogson

Separated at birth?

More Things You Don't Need

You probably don't  need a Hello Kitty Smart Car . You can look but you can't buy.

Sonia Magazine Presents Vatooing.

Okay, so seeing as pretty much the only thing that leads people to this blog is a search for vajazzling, here is a video about the next step up vatooing.

Check Yo' Grammar

Has anyone tried this grammar checker yet?

Your College Degree Is Probably Useless.

http://chronicle.com/blogs/innovations/why-did-17-million-students-go-to-college/27634

Things You Really Don't Need

A Louis Vuitton iPad case. You don't need this. You shouldn't get one. Not now, not ever.